"Spartacus" Haiku Review

Spartacus (Stanley Kubrick, 1960):

Free slaves while wearing
Toga - Dude! You are just like
Abe Lincoln in drag

"Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs" Haiku Review

Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (David Hand, 1937):

Narcissist employs
Live mirror to infiltrate
A midget gangbang

"King Kong (1933)" Haiku Review

King Kong (Merian C. Cooper, Ernest B. Shoedsack, 1933):

That cock-tease will drag
You half-way around the world
And then break your heart

"Fiddler on the Roof" Double Haiku Review

Fiddler on the Roof (Norman Jewison, 1971):

Fiddling on roof?
Sounds like liability
You need good lawyer

If I were a rich
Man, I would not let people
Fiddle on my roof

"The Graduate" Haiku Review

The Graduate (Mike Nichols, 1967):

Parsley, sage, and your
Mother is mine; Should have stayed
In that pool, Rain Man